A little something I wrote this morning, after seeing a dog meme online:

Every time you cook, every time you bake,
Every time you make a lovely juicy steak
I’ll be watching you.

Every time you smile, and doing your best to hide,
Every time you bite and you don’t think right,
I’ll be spying you.

Oh can’t you see,
my pretty eyes’re glaring,
To blackmail you, into free giving.

Every time you bite, every time you chew,
Every time you eat and thinking of hiding,
I’ll be finding you!

Sincerely,
Your Doggo